Cheers to all of the Keg Partiers through the generations!
Today marks the start of a new revolution, one founded out of the thirst for freedom crying out across this country. As Keg Partiers, we are committed to advancing our positions through loud talk, simply made cardboard signs, fear based rhetoric and one clear unified voice screaming our motto: “Don’t Puke on Me!”
With fear and manufactured anger, we will make our positions known, maintain a membership of old and non-diverse partiers, and pretend that we know what the Founding Fathers drank, and how they drank it.
We believe that all should agree with our understanding of what satiates the thirst of America, and those who disagree are clearly against us in every way, shape, and form.
Come and drink from our Keg, for a new direction of America, and a refreshing taste of freedom.